Wednesday, March 12, 2014
Lylah talked on the phone and surfed during this sketch (obviously). After she got off the phone, she read me facts from a random-fact website. Like how many zillions of flavors of Fanta soda pop exist, and how anti-freeze has to have a bad flavor added to it because its natural flavor can easily be disguised if you want to poison someone. Ukraine hates it if you call it The Ukraine. Some guy accidentally fell on some kind of industrial inflation device and his body inflated to twice its normal size.
During all of this, Roscoe started sniffing Penny's butt and she became so undone that she fell into my coffee mug and knocked it over.