
So I'm sitting at a local shopping area the other day, drawing these flowers, and I can't help but overhear the conversations of others as they drink coffee with their friends and enjoy the landscaping. The first conversation was between two smart young women in the medical profession. At first they were venting to each other about how their married-with-children friends want only to talk about their screaming spawn and who threw up on who today.
But then it got interesting.
It seems the one woman is in a position where she finds herself counseling pregnant women. So a woman comes in one day and can't figure out how she got in this position. She did everything right. She used her diaphragm every time. How could it happen?
So our medical professional - let's just call her a doctor, even though I'm not sure that she was -- is talking through it with her, very kind, very caring, from the way she's telling the story. And she starts investigating the details, like, "And did you use the spermicidal jelly?" The pregnant woman says she did. "Well, do you remember the brand?"
Then the other half of our conversational partner here anticipates the punchline. "Oh, no," she groans.
"Yep," says our doctor/storyteller. "Smucker's grape."
It sounds like an urban legend, I know, but the conversation went on from there about how in a way, the pregnant woman had used her best logical reasoning, because whoever had originally given her the diaphragm hadn't made much of a point about what exactly "jelly" means, other than to describe it as "a little sticky."
Ahem. Then the two young women continued on in their highly educated way, bemoaning the problems of poverty and the medical world. I was still stuck on the idea of the grape jelly.
After a while, they were replaced by a couple of older women, who were themselves joined by more friends. Talk turns to travel. One of them says with a kind of sunny wistfulness, "Oh, I'd love to go to London."
Another responds, "London is
awful. I thought so before I went to Israel, and now I really think so."
Now. The closest I've ever been to London is Ireland, so who am I to say? And I know it's an expensive, crowded urban place. But ... "awful"? I mean, can the entire city, steeped in history and culture, really be reduced to "awful"? Even if we concede there might be an awful thing or two about London, isn't that a little like saying New York is dreadful or Paris is grotesque?
The oddest thing about the conversation is that this declaration went completely unchallenged, if you don't count the deflated little syllable -- "Ohh ..." -- uttered by the woman who had dared to wish she could visit London. It made me want to take her to the airport immediately.